iwishdannydevitowasmygrandpa:

i often think about the fact that mitsubishi is stockpiling warehouses full of tuna to sell off once we fully deplete fishing stocks to make a huge profit

(via cosmicnarwhals)

orphanblack:

*Show them. SHINE.*

If you need a reaction GIF for anything ever always for the rest of time, congratulations, you’ve found it.

mycutefriendsweetprincess:

u0o:

princess-chodestool:

touhou2k14:

i dont even need to add anything this is some ill shit

ayyyyy

whhaaaaaa daaaamn

HOLY SHIT

(via optimisticduelist)

nessaroset:

Every day is a good day for Sailor War Supreme.

Especially when said Sailor War Supreme includes Hikari goddamn Ono.

(via insidiousmisandry)

fuocogo:

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

i tried whatever that was and it worked just fine 10/10

fuocogo:

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

i tried whatever that was and it worked just fine 10/10

(via cornerof5thandvermouth)

(Source: ms-dos5, via morismako)

bi-privilege:

bisexual hate is totally 100% rooted in heteronormative and puritanical ideas of sexual morality, so when gay and lesbian monosexuals perpetuate biphobia, they are by extension perpetuating the heteropatriarchy. if you are biphobic, the only people you’re benefiting are straight people. smash the heteropatriarchy—support bisexuals.

(via cephalopudding)

This 420 take a moment of silence for all the people who have had lost their freedom because of non-violent drug charges.

(Source: jakigriot, via crunchbuttsteak)

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

(via xerxes93)

bi-privilege:

schrodinger’s sexuality

(via queerfatale)