"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.
Anonymous said: Are you heterophobic?
No I love straight people! They are so cute! Love is love!
And actually my parents are straight people and so is my sister and also I have a good friend who is straight and like I have another good friend who though she was straight once and I dated a straight guy in high school this one time.